Re: Discussion Forum OMG

[Alice-lah]

Huh....weird.

Art of Darkness is Izzy's friend Maddy.

[rambler.]

Oh. It's Maddy. Right. Now I'm no longer confused.
And I don't REALLY appreciate being called weird if you know what I mean...

[Alice-lah]

No, I wasn't referring to you, i was referring to the situation.

[Annoyingness]

God, no one's posted on this thing for AGES. So, here I am to save the day.

I was doing this English exercise book thingo, and I was supposed to correct this letter from an angry fan to the coach of a football team. The letter's really funneh:

To: Coach Hopeless
Fax: 987 333 111
From: M. Hassa
Fax: 983210011
Date: June 27

I can't believe we lost again. We shouldn't lose. You're hopeless! What are you doing? Because you cannot seem to do your job I'll have to tell you. Read my instructions and try to win.

• Put the tallest player in the ruck.
  Put the smaller, faster players in the centre.
  Don't let the players who can't run, onto the field.
  Put glue onto the full forward's hands so he can mark the ball easily and tell all players that if they don't have the ball, they should chase the player who does!
  

I hope you resign and go on a very long holiday in a remote African region where there's lots of malaria.

That last bit was FUNNEH. I was laughing my head off when I saw it.

[Alice-lah]

Oh. My. God. Are you serious?

Just a question, was that part of an Excel book?

[Annoyingness]

Uh...no, it wasn't. But it was so funny.

[Alice-lah]

Oh...huh.

But it WAS funny.

[spiffythegreat]

Malaria. *laughs* Nice, I love that. Funneh...

And guess what? I drafted the Writer's Group front cover! I'll scan it and send it to everyone soon. I kinda like it, except there's this GIANT blank space in the bottom left hand corner. *cries*

And Yuki's Jap. voice sounds SO girly.

And I love Forward Motion.

And Spiffy's Big Project is fun. I did another GaaraHina one...because I couldn't resist. It was for my new FF for GaaraHina, my old one sucked and I'm going to take it down. DOWN. ;] I'll post the pic soon on DA. <3

[Annoyingness]

NOOOOOO! Don't take it down! Just keep it up, and put the new one up as well. I PROBABLY COULDN'T EVEN DRAW BETTER, and that makes me feel BAAAAD. T.T Because I suck, but never mind that. I'll try drawing a NejiTen one. (I'll probably fail anyhoo)



And where did you come up with the name Spiffy?

[spiffythegreat]

*blinks* Wellllll...I dunno, my mind was kinda like this:

Spiffy! *pause* Ooh, Spiffy sounds awesome. Let's call myself Spiffy.

-end-

Yeah. I keep trying to do a NejiTen one, except Neji always turns up looking strange.

[Alice-lah]

*sigh*

You DO say that with every piece. *withers*

Relient K has officially become my new favourite band...

=.=

[spiffythegreat]

I know, you must thank me for recommending it in the first place. xD

I discovered that 'spiffy' is actually a word. o.O

And I say that about every piece I do, because they ARE crap. *shifty brows*

[Annoyingness]

If every piece of yours is crap, mine are going straight into the garbage bin.

And...well...I know you guys already know about this, but...it really kind of sucks to be...you know, living in the real world. Well...I might sound a little crazy, but doesn't anyone ever feel that kind of really sad depressed pang whenever you read your favourite book or manga, or watch your favourite anime or movie, and think: 'I wish I lived in that world.' ?

Anyone? And then you go on with your life, and subconsciously compare it with THEIR lives?

Well, I do, anyway. And then I fantasise about waking up, and suddenly BEING in their world instead of this one.

Like, I know I shouldn't be fantasising about a completely different life from mine when this one's already good enough, but...you can't really do anything but hope, yeah?

Crap, now you all think I'm psycho.

[spiffythegreat]

That's exactly like me! Except I mostly think about how fictional characters would cope in our world and then laugh hysterically.

I thought of this:

Gaara: *desperately wants to kill It with sand but can't because he has to stay clandestine*
Neji: *almost pokes himself in the eye trying to get contacts in his eyes because his eyes are strange*
Tsunade: *speaking English slowly and with an accent*

Yesh. I think they would reprimand me for thinking up things like this. *begins singing the song from that ghay Akatsuki video where they go on a safari and said something about malaria*

[Annoyingness]

Aha, yeah. And Sasuke trying to flatten down his chicken (geddit, geddit?) to fit in.

And that Akatsuki safari malari song creeps me out. *starts to sing anyhoo*

We are going on a safari, something something something malari
We are going on a safari, it's safari time!

'Tis very catchy. Actually, I'm gonna watch it now.

[spiffythegreat]

*giggle* HA! Poor ol' Sasuke. *begins singing the Akatsuki song as well*

[rambler.]

hahahaha,funny.

[spiffythegreat]

WHEEEEEE!

Now someone reply to this. I'm the superhero saving thsi forum. Thank me.

[Annoyingness]

Hem. Yeah, no one's posted here for, like, eons. It's kind of sad, actually. Nyah, well. I've got a good story plot for a NejiTen fanfic! *whoot* I'm so happy. I'm gonna start writing it soon.

And I just realised that my piano exam is less than a month away. Crap.

[spiffythegreat]

Aw...it's a busy time of the year, like, everyone has their exams around this time. Y.Y

AMEB means too much stress...I hate it. *sighs*

I'm honestly really bored. And...yeah.

What's up?

[Annoyingness]

The ozone layer's up. And AMEB songs suck. They put me off playing piano. T.T

And yay! Grains of Sand is updated!

Oh, wait. Now there's gonna be another month or so before she updates again. Poop.

On a stick. Q.Q

[spiffythegreat]

I know, right?

I really hate it when really good authors write really good stories and then update then every third decade. *cries*

And I'm no longer one of them because I made a new story yesterday! xD Except I've got fourteen story alerts and eleven favourite stories, but only THREE. EFFING. REVIEWS. And yes, I'm so desparate that I'm counting my story stats. Y.Y

And how come all the good art programs cost moneeey? #.# I have ruined my school diary and I bet some teacher is going to come along and kill me for it. *dies*

[spiffythegreat]

GUYS. HAY AND I HAVE POSTED REALLY RANDOM/FUNNY stuff in the other threads, so I think you guys might as well take a look around the rest of the site... because popular opinion is required.

Please?

[Annoyingness]

YOU FREAKING MORON.

DID YOU SERIOUSLY CALL ME 'HAY'!? 'HAY!?'

*dies*

I was laughing my head off when I saw it though. At first, I was all: "Who the hell is Hay? How come Kerry hasn't told me about her? Wait a minute..." And then I looked down to check whether the H was near the J, and alas, it was. Therefore, I realised that you meant to type my name, and then the rest of the sentence finally made sense.

'Twas incredibly hilarious to me, for some odd reason. Sorry 'bout calling you a moron, but... *haha* *hahahaha*

At least the post was... unintentionally FUNNEH.

*snort* Hay.

But yeah, guys, seriously. This post has been dead for like... 5 months, and we need to bring it back to life!!! *flapping cloak and dramatic pointing*

[spiffythegreat]

TAKES A MORON TO KNOW A MORON, MORON!

Haha. Actually, I typed 'Hay', then realised, then backspaced and typed 'Jay', then changed my mind and decided to call you 'Hay'.

Haha. Haha.

lol
rofl
roflmao
roflmaoqwerty
and so on.

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